The Never Ending TKD Game!

This is a never ending game with a TKD theme.

Rules:
1. This game never ends, so don't make a post on this topic that ends the game.
2. Make your post continue off of the previous posters post.
3. Don't be a dickhead.
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In the the town of Peach Creek, Ed, Edd and Eddy were walking around town until they seen Kevin in their way. So Eddy pulled out a...

... jar, and asked Kevin if his bike needed fixing, for only 25 cents. It was a scam he thought up on whim, and thought it would succeed. The Kevin...

...looked up and said "ALright, but only Double Dweeb can touch my bike! I don't need it more broken." So Edd...

...pulled out a machine gun and started shooting like crazy! Then Ed ripped the machine gun out of his hands and it accidentally hit/shot Kevin in the face. Eddy laughed his ass off, but Kevin, wanting revenge decided to teach the Ed's a lesson by...

...Beating them up like he normally would after such an event. He didn't hit Eddy as badly because Eddy did nothing but still beat the other two Eds, when the Kankers showed up. All things stopped still as the Eds gulped. Kevin then yelled at the Kankers...

....kissed them crazily per usual. Suddenly......

Chocolate Rain was faling from the skies! Kevin cried in agony and then...