TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
3 posters
Page 1 of 1
TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
This is like a collborative fic and you write the comedy!
Just write a small skit based on the characters on Taking Kevin Down (your characters and their companions)
I'll put up a table of contents with the skit and characters in it
Skit 1: Zelos' Advice for Lucario (Zelos, Lucario, Colette)
Skit: Zelos' Advice for Lucario
Lucario: *Thinking* I can't believe I'm asking Zelos for advice... But it's for Colette
Zelos: Hey Lucario. What's up.
Lucario: Zelos, this is kind of embarassing... but can you teach me how to "handle" a girl? Especially Colette?
Zelos: Aww... our Aura Pokemon is all grown up now!
Lucario: ZELOS!! Just give me the advice before I kill you!
Zelos: Okay okay! I'll tell you everything you know. And here's the flashback! Lloyd had this excact same question. Just watch this Youtube video!
*WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG_XU5KAEQs
Minutes later:
Zelos: So you sing that song to her!
Lucario: You're sick! I should have never had asked you!
Zelos: You want it with Colette, do you?
Lucario: Well... I really like her...
Zelos: Then go! It's Colette you want!
Minutes later:
Lucario: *Sings that song Zelos showed him*
Colette: *shocked*
Lucario: I know it sounds rude... but please? I... I need this...
Colette: Umm....
A few minutes later:
Lucario and Colette were now in a locked room. Loud groans from the two can be heard from outside the room.
Colette: Please... Lucario...
Lucario: Oh... you feel so good Colette...
Just write a small skit based on the characters on Taking Kevin Down (your characters and their companions)
I'll put up a table of contents with the skit and characters in it
Skit 1: Zelos' Advice for Lucario (Zelos, Lucario, Colette)
Skit: Zelos' Advice for Lucario
Lucario: *Thinking* I can't believe I'm asking Zelos for advice... But it's for Colette
Zelos: Hey Lucario. What's up.
Lucario: Zelos, this is kind of embarassing... but can you teach me how to "handle" a girl? Especially Colette?
Zelos: Aww... our Aura Pokemon is all grown up now!
Lucario: ZELOS!! Just give me the advice before I kill you!
Zelos: Okay okay! I'll tell you everything you know. And here's the flashback! Lloyd had this excact same question. Just watch this Youtube video!
*WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG_XU5KAEQs
Minutes later:
Zelos: So you sing that song to her!
Lucario: You're sick! I should have never had asked you!
Zelos: You want it with Colette, do you?
Lucario: Well... I really like her...
Zelos: Then go! It's Colette you want!
Minutes later:
Lucario: *Sings that song Zelos showed him*
Colette: *shocked*
Lucario: I know it sounds rude... but please? I... I need this...
Colette: Umm....
A few minutes later:
Lucario and Colette were now in a locked room. Loud groans from the two can be heard from outside the room.
Colette: Please... Lucario...
Lucario: Oh... you feel so good Colette...
Genis the Swampert- Spider
- Number of posts : 17
Registration date : 2008-06-07
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit 2: Something amiss? (Me, Brook, Sanji, Kloy, ???)
Me: *standing perfectly still, looking petrified*
Brook: Yolk, are you awake?
Sanji: He hasn't moved for weeks now... Kloy, do you have something to do with this?!
Kloy: No, I haven't, for your information! Now, excuse me, but I have to find out how to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Erm, I mean, I need to play Soul Calibur IV.
Sanji: *sighs* So, what do we do with him? *kicks me slightly*
Me: *still silent*
Brook: Perhaps we should fetch Chopper?
Sanji: Perhaps. *they leave*
Me: ...Okay, guys, cough up.
Kloy: Man, I can't believe you won the bet. *hands me cash*
???: You're good... But I'm better! *hands me cash*
Me: I'd like to see ya try, Wolf!
Wolf: Oh, I can, but I have other things to do, like how to kill Star Fox- I mean, play Tekken 6.
Me: Geez, none of you ready to Brawl?
Kloy: That game's overrated.
Me: NO, IT ISN'T.
Kloy: Okay, you're the boss... Now, to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Oops, I meant Nightmare and Kilik.
Me: *standing perfectly still, looking petrified*
Brook: Yolk, are you awake?
Sanji: He hasn't moved for weeks now... Kloy, do you have something to do with this?!
Kloy: No, I haven't, for your information! Now, excuse me, but I have to find out how to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Erm, I mean, I need to play Soul Calibur IV.
Sanji: *sighs* So, what do we do with him? *kicks me slightly*
Me: *still silent*
Brook: Perhaps we should fetch Chopper?
Sanji: Perhaps. *they leave*
Me: ...Okay, guys, cough up.
Kloy: Man, I can't believe you won the bet. *hands me cash*
???: You're good... But I'm better! *hands me cash*
Me: I'd like to see ya try, Wolf!
Wolf: Oh, I can, but I have other things to do, like how to kill Star Fox- I mean, play Tekken 6.
Me: Geez, none of you ready to Brawl?
Kloy: That game's overrated.
Me: NO, IT ISN'T.
Kloy: Okay, you're the boss... Now, to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Oops, I meant Nightmare and Kilik.
YolkaEd- Admin
- Number of posts : 44
Age : 31
Location : Different time-zone land XP
Registration date : 2008-05-25
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit 3: Alone at last (Kevin ande Nazzie ...(I hope i can do this))
Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *Tries to run*
Kevin: WHY ArE YOU DENYING ME tHIS!
Me: WHY ELSE! YOU CREEP!
Kevin: JUST COME HERE!
Me: NO!
*I try to run but fall*
Kevin: STAY STILL LOVE. *Picks me UP*
Me: DROP ME!
Kevin*crying*: NO I WON"T! I NEED THIS!!
Me: WILL YOU LET GO.... YOLK!!!!
Kevin: WHY DON't YOU LIKE ME? WHy DO YOU CaLL HIM??
Me: because! He's funnier and didn't try to control the earth!
Kevin: I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER!
Me: WHY? WHY ME?
Kevin: YOU FEEL FOR ME! EVERY ONE SEES IT!
Me: OH GOD!! ...... NO ....
Kevin: NO ONE ELSE DOES! EVERYOINE HATES ME *Cries* YOU DON'T!
Me: DON'T YOU GET IT!! I HATe YOU I STARTED THIS ... THING!
Kevin: THE WHY THE........
Me: IT'S *Punch*NON *kick* OF*punch* YOUR *Slams him into a wall* BUSINESS!
Kevin*Crying*: Why Why is my life like this??
Me: Don't start .....
Kevin: HA ! That's your weakness!
Me* Walks away*
Kevin: YOU DO FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
Me*Covers ears*: NOT GOING TO Listen!
Kevin: EDDY IS MORE POPULAR!
Me: YOU ADMITTED THAT! HA!!!!!!!
Kevin: DARNIT *Bawls*
Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *Tries to run*
Kevin: WHY ArE YOU DENYING ME tHIS!
Me: WHY ELSE! YOU CREEP!
Kevin: JUST COME HERE!
Me: NO!
*I try to run but fall*
Kevin: STAY STILL LOVE. *Picks me UP*
Me: DROP ME!
Kevin*crying*: NO I WON"T! I NEED THIS!!
Me: WILL YOU LET GO.... YOLK!!!!
Kevin: WHY DON't YOU LIKE ME? WHy DO YOU CaLL HIM??
Me: because! He's funnier and didn't try to control the earth!
Kevin: I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER!
Me: WHY? WHY ME?
Kevin: YOU FEEL FOR ME! EVERY ONE SEES IT!
Me: OH GOD!! ...... NO ....
Kevin: NO ONE ELSE DOES! EVERYOINE HATES ME *Cries* YOU DON'T!
Me: DON'T YOU GET IT!! I HATe YOU I STARTED THIS ... THING!
Kevin: THE WHY THE........
Me: IT'S *Punch*NON *kick* OF*punch* YOUR *Slams him into a wall* BUSINESS!
Kevin*Crying*: Why Why is my life like this??
Me: Don't start .....
Kevin: HA ! That's your weakness!
Me* Walks away*
Kevin: YOU DO FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
Me*Covers ears*: NOT GOING TO Listen!
Kevin: EDDY IS MORE POPULAR!
Me: YOU ADMITTED THAT! HA!!!!!!!
Kevin: DARNIT *Bawls*
nazzie- squirrel
- Number of posts : 90
Registration date : 2008-05-18
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit 4: Curiosity Towards the Unknown (Featuring Colette, Zelos, Sheena, Lucario and Kiba)
Zelos: *buts hand on Colette's butt*
Colette: Hmm? I thought I felt something where I shouldn't be feeling...
Sheena: Hey! You're not messing with her, are you!?
Lucario: Zelos, if you lay a single hand on Colette, you're dead!
Zelos: Idiot! I wouldn't do that!
Kiba: Zelos, stop acting all innocent.
Sheena: I wouldn't be surprised at all if you did.
Lucario: We all wouldn't.
Zelos: What do you mean by that?
Sheena: You peeked at me in the shower before, didn't you?
Zelos: That was.... curiosity towards the unknown.
Sheena: ... "Curiosity" huh? Yeah right.
Kiba: You're sick Zelos.
Lucario: Just lay your hands off of Colette! She's mine!
Kiba: Lucario, you're not planning on do-
Lucario: Not another word Kiba.
Sheena: Unbelieveable. The serious and calm Lucario has suddenly become curious about Colette's body. I'm so proud!
Lucario: *blushes* S...Stop!
Zelos: What, you get mad when I talk about touching girls but get proud when Lucario talks about him touching girls?
Lucario: I never said I wanted to touch Colette in places I shouldn't be!
Kiba: Well you're going to have to eventually.
Colette: Lucario, you know that blue fur on your legs? Are those pants?
Lucario: That's not for you to know.
Colette: *feeling Lucario's blue fur on his legs* How fluffy! It's so fluffy just like everything else!
Lucario: *unable to say anything because Colette's touching him and blushing* C-C-Colette! Stop!
Sheena: Now you know how I feel when I'm touched where I shouldn't be.
Kiba: *thinking* At least it's not Lucario mating season at this time... or is it?
Lucario: Kiba, I know you're thinking I should mate with Colette.
Kiba: At least you have a mate!
Zelos: *buts hand on Colette's butt*
Colette: Hmm? I thought I felt something where I shouldn't be feeling...
Sheena: Hey! You're not messing with her, are you!?
Lucario: Zelos, if you lay a single hand on Colette, you're dead!
Zelos: Idiot! I wouldn't do that!
Kiba: Zelos, stop acting all innocent.
Sheena: I wouldn't be surprised at all if you did.
Lucario: We all wouldn't.
Zelos: What do you mean by that?
Sheena: You peeked at me in the shower before, didn't you?
Zelos: That was.... curiosity towards the unknown.
Sheena: ... "Curiosity" huh? Yeah right.
Kiba: You're sick Zelos.
Lucario: Just lay your hands off of Colette! She's mine!
Kiba: Lucario, you're not planning on do-
Lucario: Not another word Kiba.
Sheena: Unbelieveable. The serious and calm Lucario has suddenly become curious about Colette's body. I'm so proud!
Lucario: *blushes* S...Stop!
Zelos: What, you get mad when I talk about touching girls but get proud when Lucario talks about him touching girls?
Lucario: I never said I wanted to touch Colette in places I shouldn't be!
Kiba: Well you're going to have to eventually.
Colette: Lucario, you know that blue fur on your legs? Are those pants?
Lucario: That's not for you to know.
Colette: *feeling Lucario's blue fur on his legs* How fluffy! It's so fluffy just like everything else!
Lucario: *unable to say anything because Colette's touching him and blushing* C-C-Colette! Stop!
Sheena: Now you know how I feel when I'm touched where I shouldn't be.
Kiba: *thinking* At least it's not Lucario mating season at this time... or is it?
Lucario: Kiba, I know you're thinking I should mate with Colette.
Kiba: At least you have a mate!
Genis the Swampert- Spider
- Number of posts : 17
Registration date : 2008-06-07
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit 5 : First date (Nazzie, Ei-zzan, Robin, Death stroke)
Ei-zzan: BRUSH! BRUSH!
Nazzie: You want to be Brursh?
Ei-zzan: YEAH! BRUSH EI-ZZAN!
Me: OK, geez! Deathstroke isn't coming for an hour ... But, being a mutant.. I can see.
Ei-zzan: KEVIN?!
Me: He's not coming. You're safe. Come on.... Let's get you dolled up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Robin: Why Ei-zzan?
Deathstroke: Cause! She's a women. A precious flower ..... She's just is.
Robin: I can't believe I'm hearing this. What happen to the deathstroke , I knew.
Deathstroke: He died....Robin?
Robin: What?
Deathstroke: I... I.,.... never been ...... with ...
Robin: HOLD ON! You never ......
Deathstroke: Look, This is awkward as it is! ..... NEVER MIND!
Robin: Ummm.. OK...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ei-zzan: Ei-zzan Pretty?
Me: Ei-zzan beautiful! Here, I'll cover this bruise .. *Covers up with make up* there.
*Ei-zzan turns and sees herself, she is in a hand made rag dress.*
Me: WOW!
*Knocking at the door, I open the door.*
Ei-ZZAN: DEATHSTROKE!!!!!
Ei-zzan: BRUSH! BRUSH!
Nazzie: You want to be Brursh?
Ei-zzan: YEAH! BRUSH EI-ZZAN!
Me: OK, geez! Deathstroke isn't coming for an hour ... But, being a mutant.. I can see.
Ei-zzan: KEVIN?!
Me: He's not coming. You're safe. Come on.... Let's get you dolled up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Robin: Why Ei-zzan?
Deathstroke: Cause! She's a women. A precious flower ..... She's just is.
Robin: I can't believe I'm hearing this. What happen to the deathstroke , I knew.
Deathstroke: He died....Robin?
Robin: What?
Deathstroke: I... I.,.... never been ...... with ...
Robin: HOLD ON! You never ......
Deathstroke: Look, This is awkward as it is! ..... NEVER MIND!
Robin: Ummm.. OK...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ei-zzan: Ei-zzan Pretty?
Me: Ei-zzan beautiful! Here, I'll cover this bruise .. *Covers up with make up* there.
*Ei-zzan turns and sees herself, she is in a hand made rag dress.*
Me: WOW!
*Knocking at the door, I open the door.*
Ei-ZZAN: DEATHSTROKE!!!!!
nazzie- squirrel
- Number of posts : 90
Registration date : 2008-05-18
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit 6: Acting Like Kids (Featuring Lucas, Ness, Genis and Lucario)
Lucas: Um... hehe....WHEEE!!! Hehehe!
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Ness: *making farting noises with his mouth*
Lucario: .........
Ness: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Lucario:.....
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: HEHEHEHE!!
Lucario: SHUT UP!!!
All kids: *shocked*
Lucas: WHEE- *gets hit by a Aura Sphere*
Lucario: I swear these kids are immature...
Lucas: Um... hehe....WHEEE!!! Hehehe!
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Ness: *making farting noises with his mouth*
Lucario: .........
Ness: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Lucario:.....
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: HEHEHEHE!!
Lucario: SHUT UP!!!
All kids: *shocked*
Lucas: WHEE- *gets hit by a Aura Sphere*
Lucario: I swear these kids are immature...
Genis the Swampert- Spider
- Number of posts : 17
Registration date : 2008-06-07
Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)
Skit: The Mystery of Rita's Drawer Part 1 (Kiba, Rita... HEY THAT RHYMES!!!)
Me: *comes into Rita's house* Hey Rita!
Rita: Kiba! You know, you're just the guy I can turn to when I need help with my research.
Me: Yeah. But first, let's get a bite to eat.
Rita: As long as this doesn't turn into a date, then fine. What do you want? I was planning to get a snack anyway.
Me: Don't care.
Rita: Okay, See ya! *leaves*
Me: Now I'm bored... I know. I'll do what every guy wants to do in a girl's house! The panty raid... oh wait, I'll get in trouble... Ah, I'll just blame Raven. *goes up to her drawer and opens it, hoping it's her underwear, but it's something else, something that could be a mystery* Whoa! Rita keeps something like this in her drawer!?*
???: What!? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY DRAWER!?!?!
Me: RITA!!!! It's not what it looks like!
Rita: I know what this looks like! You’re just another one of those perverts!
Me: But Rita…
Rita: Ugh! I thought you were sweet and kind! But I guess you’re just like the old man. You deserve this! *punches me in the face*
Me: Rita!
Rita: I should’ve known you only came in here to look in there!
Me: No! I didn’t honest! I promise I won’t tell!
Rita: You promise? Estelle did when she saw it, so will you?
Me: I promise!
Rita: Fine. Now get out of my house. I probably don’t want anyone over for a while after that incident.
Me: *leaves, ut when he comes out of the door, he takes out his camera phone* Now time to send this to everyone I know!
(You are welcome to continue this skit if you want your character to see what’s in Rita’s drawer. But like under Double D’s hat, what’s inside Rita’s drawer is a mystery. But I will tell you that it’s “feminine secrets.” So keep it a mystery even though your characters know what’s inside it)
Me: *comes into Rita's house* Hey Rita!
Rita: Kiba! You know, you're just the guy I can turn to when I need help with my research.
Me: Yeah. But first, let's get a bite to eat.
Rita: As long as this doesn't turn into a date, then fine. What do you want? I was planning to get a snack anyway.
Me: Don't care.
Rita: Okay, See ya! *leaves*
Me: Now I'm bored... I know. I'll do what every guy wants to do in a girl's house! The panty raid... oh wait, I'll get in trouble... Ah, I'll just blame Raven. *goes up to her drawer and opens it, hoping it's her underwear, but it's something else, something that could be a mystery* Whoa! Rita keeps something like this in her drawer!?*
???: What!? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY DRAWER!?!?!
Me: RITA!!!! It's not what it looks like!
Rita: I know what this looks like! You’re just another one of those perverts!
Me: But Rita…
Rita: Ugh! I thought you were sweet and kind! But I guess you’re just like the old man. You deserve this! *punches me in the face*
Me: Rita!
Rita: I should’ve known you only came in here to look in there!
Me: No! I didn’t honest! I promise I won’t tell!
Rita: You promise? Estelle did when she saw it, so will you?
Me: I promise!
Rita: Fine. Now get out of my house. I probably don’t want anyone over for a while after that incident.
Me: *leaves, ut when he comes out of the door, he takes out his camera phone* Now time to send this to everyone I know!
(You are welcome to continue this skit if you want your character to see what’s in Rita’s drawer. But like under Double D’s hat, what’s inside Rita’s drawer is a mystery. But I will tell you that it’s “feminine secrets.” So keep it a mystery even though your characters know what’s inside it)
Genis the Swampert- Spider
- Number of posts : 17
Registration date : 2008-06-07
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|