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TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)

Post  Genis the Swampert on Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:48 pm

This is like a collborative fic and you write the comedy!

Just write a small skit based on the characters on Taking Kevin Down (your characters and their companions)

I'll put up a table of contents with the skit and characters in it

Skit 1: Zelos' Advice for Lucario (Zelos, Lucario, Colette)

Skit: Zelos' Advice for Lucario

Lucario: *Thinking* I can't believe I'm asking Zelos for advice... But it's for Colette
Zelos: Hey Lucario. What's up.
Lucario: Zelos, this is kind of embarassing... but can you teach me how to "handle" a girl? Especially Colette?
Zelos: Aww... our Aura Pokemon is all grown up now!
Lucario: ZELOS!! Just give me the advice before I kill you!
Zelos: Okay okay! I'll tell you everything you know. And here's the flashback! Lloyd had this excact same question. Just watch this Youtube video!

*WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG_XU5KAEQs

Minutes later:
Zelos: So you sing that song to her!
Lucario: You're sick! I should have never had asked you!
Zelos: You want it with Colette, do you?
Lucario: Well... I really like her...
Zelos: Then go! It's Colette you want!

Minutes later:
Lucario: *Sings that song Zelos showed him*
Colette: *shocked*
Lucario: I know it sounds rude... but please? I... I need this...
Colette: Umm....

A few minutes later:
Lucario and Colette were now in a locked room. Loud groans from the two can be heard from outside the room.
Colette: Please... Lucario...
Lucario: Oh... you feel so good Colette...

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Post  YolkaEd on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:23 pm

Skit 2: Something amiss? (Me, Brook, Sanji, Kloy, ???)

Me: *standing perfectly still, looking petrified*

Brook: Yolk, are you awake?

Sanji: He hasn't moved for weeks now... Kloy, do you have something to do with this?!

Kloy: No, I haven't, for your information! Now, excuse me, but I have to find out how to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Erm, I mean, I need to play Soul Calibur IV.

Sanji: *sighs* So, what do we do with him? *kicks me slightly*

Me: *still silent*

Brook: Perhaps we should fetch Chopper?

Sanji: Perhaps. *they leave*

Me: ...Okay, guys, cough up.

Kloy: Man, I can't believe you won the bet. *hands me cash*

???: You're good... But I'm better! *hands me cash*

Me: I'd like to see ya try, Wolf!

Wolf: Oh, I can, but I have other things to do, like how to kill Star Fox- I mean, play Tekken 6.

Me: Geez, none of you ready to Brawl?

Kloy: That game's overrated.

Me: NO, IT ISN'T.

Kloy: Okay, you're the boss... Now, to kill Nazzie and Kevin- Oops, I meant Nightmare and Kilik.
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Re: TKD Funny Skits (rated PG-13 for suggestive references)

Post  nazzie on Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:40 pm

Skit 3: Alone at last (Kevin ande Nazzie ...(I hope i can do this))

Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *Tries to run*

Kevin: WHY ArE YOU DENYING ME tHIS!

Me: WHY ELSE! YOU CREEP!

Kevin: JUST COME HERE!

Me: NO!

*I try to run but fall*

Kevin: STAY STILL LOVE. *Picks me UP*

Me: DROP ME!

Kevin*crying*: NO I WON"T! I NEED THIS!!

Me: WILL YOU LET GO.... YOLK!!!!

Kevin: WHY DON't YOU LIKE ME? WHy DO YOU CaLL HIM??

Me: because! He's funnier and didn't try to control the earth!

Kevin: I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER!

Me: WHY? WHY ME?

Kevin: YOU FEEL FOR ME! EVERY ONE SEES IT!

Me: OH GOD!! ...... NO ....

Kevin: NO ONE ELSE DOES! EVERYOINE HATES ME *Cries* YOU DON'T!

Me: DON'T YOU GET IT!! I HATe YOU I STARTED THIS ... THING!

Kevin: THE WHY THE........

Me: IT'S *Punch*NON *kick* OF*punch* YOUR *Slams him into a wall* BUSINESS!

Kevin*Crying*: Why Why is my life like this??

Me: Don't start .....

Kevin: HA ! That's your weakness!

Me* Walks away*

Kevin: YOU DO FEEL SORRY FOR ME!

Me*Covers ears*: NOT GOING TO Listen!

Kevin: EDDY IS MORE POPULAR!

Me: YOU ADMITTED THAT! HA!!!!!!!

Kevin: DARNIT *Bawls*
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Post  Genis the Swampert on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:37 am

Skit 4: Curiosity Towards the Unknown (Featuring Colette, Zelos, Sheena, Lucario and Kiba)

Zelos: *buts hand on Colette's butt*
Colette: Hmm? I thought I felt something where I shouldn't be feeling...
Sheena: Hey! You're not messing with her, are you!?
Lucario: Zelos, if you lay a single hand on Colette, you're dead!
Zelos: Idiot! I wouldn't do that!
Kiba: Zelos, stop acting all innocent.
Sheena: I wouldn't be surprised at all if you did.
Lucario: We all wouldn't.
Zelos: What do you mean by that?
Sheena: You peeked at me in the shower before, didn't you?
Zelos: That was.... curiosity towards the unknown.
Sheena: ... "Curiosity" huh? Yeah right.
Kiba: You're sick Zelos.
Lucario: Just lay your hands off of Colette! She's mine!
Kiba: Lucario, you're not planning on do-
Lucario: Not another word Kiba.
Sheena: Unbelieveable. The serious and calm Lucario has suddenly become curious about Colette's body. I'm so proud!
Lucario: *blushes* S...Stop!
Zelos: What, you get mad when I talk about touching girls but get proud when Lucario talks about him touching girls?
Lucario: I never said I wanted to touch Colette in places I shouldn't be!
Kiba: Well you're going to have to eventually.
Colette: Lucario, you know that blue fur on your legs? Are those pants?
Lucario: That's not for you to know.
Colette: *feeling Lucario's blue fur on his legs* How fluffy! It's so fluffy just like everything else!
Lucario: *unable to say anything because Colette's touching him and blushing* C-C-Colette! Stop!
Sheena: Now you know how I feel when I'm touched where I shouldn't be.
Kiba: *thinking* At least it's not Lucario mating season at this time... or is it?
Lucario: Kiba, I know you're thinking I should mate with Colette.
Kiba: At least you have a mate!

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Post  nazzie on Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:56 am

Skit 5 : First date (Nazzie, Ei-zzan, Robin, Death stroke)

Ei-zzan: BRUSH! BRUSH!

Nazzie: You want to be Brursh?

Ei-zzan: YEAH! BRUSH EI-ZZAN!

Me: OK, geez! Deathstroke isn't coming for an hour ... But, being a mutant.. I can see.

Ei-zzan: KEVIN?!

Me: He's not coming. You're safe. Come on.... Let's get you dolled up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: Why Ei-zzan?

Deathstroke: Cause! She's a women. A precious flower ..... She's just is.

Robin: I can't believe I'm hearing this. What happen to the deathstroke , I knew.

Deathstroke: He died....Robin?

Robin: What?

Deathstroke: I... I.,.... never been ...... with ...

Robin: HOLD ON! You never ......

Deathstroke: Look, This is awkward as it is! ..... NEVER MIND!

Robin: Ummm.. OK...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ei-zzan: Ei-zzan Pretty?

Me: Ei-zzan beautiful! Here, I'll cover this bruise .. *Covers up with make up* there.

*Ei-zzan turns and sees herself, she is in a hand made rag dress.*

Me: WOW!

*Knocking at the door, I open the door.*

Ei-ZZAN: DEATHSTROKE!!!!!
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Post  Genis the Swampert on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:53 am

Skit 6: Acting Like Kids (Featuring Lucas, Ness, Genis and Lucario)

Lucas: Um... hehe....WHEEE!!! Hehehe!
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Ness: *making farting noises with his mouth*
Lucario: .........
Ness: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Lucario:.....
Lucas: WHEEEEE!!
Ness: *farting noises*
Genis: Blah blah blah blah
Lucas: HEHEHEHE!!
Lucario: SHUT UP!!!
All kids: *shocked*
Lucas: WHEE- *gets hit by a Aura Sphere*
Lucario: I swear these kids are immature...

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Post  Genis the Swampert on Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:08 pm

Skit: The Mystery of Rita's Drawer Part 1 (Kiba, Rita... HEY THAT RHYMES!!!)

Me: *comes into Rita's house* Hey Rita!

Rita: Kiba! You know, you're just the guy I can turn to when I need help with my research.

Me: Yeah. But first, let's get a bite to eat.

Rita: As long as this doesn't turn into a date, then fine. What do you want? I was planning to get a snack anyway.

Me: Don't care.

Rita: Okay, See ya! *leaves*

Me: Now I'm bored... I know. I'll do what every guy wants to do in a girl's house! The panty raid... oh wait, I'll get in trouble... Ah, I'll just blame Raven. *goes up to her drawer and opens it, hoping it's her underwear, but it's something else, something that could be a mystery* Whoa! Rita keeps something like this in her drawer!?*

???: What!? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY DRAWER!?!?!

Me: RITA!!!! It's not what it looks like!

Rita: I know what this looks like! Youíre just another one of those perverts!

Me: But RitaÖ

Rita: Ugh! I thought you were sweet and kind! But I guess youíre just like the old man. You deserve this! *punches me in the face*

Me: Rita!

Rita: I shouldíve known you only came in here to look in there!

Me: No! I didnít honest! I promise I wonít tell!

Rita: You promise? Estelle did when she saw it, so will you?

Me: I promise!

Rita: Fine. Now get out of my house. I probably donít want anyone over for a while after that incident.

Me: *leaves, ut when he comes out of the door, he takes out his camera phone* Now time to send this to everyone I know!

(You are welcome to continue this skit if you want your character to see whatís in Ritaís drawer. But like under Double Dís hat, whatís inside Ritaís drawer is a mystery. But I will tell you that itís ďfeminine secrets.Ē So keep it a mystery even though your characters know whatís inside it)

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